I dont know what your problem is, but im guessing its hard to pronounce

(write this a while back, But i still work at blockbuster so.........)

As I sit here tonight, munching on soggy captain crunch, reflecting the day as I usually do, I remember the good times the bad times and even the sad times.

I think one of the most memorable things about my job is the surprise of the dropbox.

"Oh, What will our fabulous retarded customers bring us today?" is usually my thought before I swung open the drawer to the drop box allowing the movies to poor out and completely cover my feet , as I raise my hands over my head like Moses parting the Red sea.

oh the rediculous and discusting things i have come across in my blockbuster days, i thought id share todays "discovery".

i found someones personal movie for cat sitting. yep

on the box it told you to pop it in your dvd player and sit your cat in front of the tv and you could leave for hours and not worry about your cat because it was being entertained by various animals.

i kid you not.

ya know i wasnt going to sit here and type a lengthy post about the horrors of making a box avaiable to the public to place in it whatever they see fit but...... i just might.

**things i recive on a fairly consistent basis:

movies apparently chewed up by a dog, with a "sorry" post it on them, in a bag of course. so sad, they couldnt even face me.

library books ... yeah

straws

dvds without cases

**hand written notes:

"dont ever watch this"

"this movie is scratched"

"1:34:09 you can see owen wilsons butt"

"this is the ghost of siskel of the famed siskel and ebert... remember me..shrek 3 sucked i suggest you get rid of every copy"

Oh and once we found a $20 bill in an envelope in the drop box with a note attached which read, "This is for my late fee." however the genious forgot to write their name down on the note.

**things i have found that make for awkward situations:

"home made/ private" films..........."yes, hello, this is bethany from gladstone blockbuster. we recently recived a ... "personal" ... move in the case of a movie you rented....... so ................

a tampon...

I really like it when customers bring hollywood movies to me and I get to say "Sir/Maam.... this is a hollywood movie.. not ours." They get red in the face, like they are cheating on us or something.

**other things:

a retail copy of 300 in our box with a burnt 300 on the inside

donuts

I found little ninja figurines thrown in once

someone's little claw thingy that they were using to try and steal movies with but ended up dropping.....smooth

weed

i like the ones that come back covered in candle wax.....

also i hate that people come inside and stand there at the inside drop. They stare right at it (just like they did last week) and then they look at you and start to hand you the movies. I shake my head think you doofus and then point out yep you can actually drop them in there. really though sometimes its like this place is ground zero for the dumbass movement. but i get a kick out of my job everyday.

im sure there are more drop box oddities i could recall but for now this will do.

oh and a few days ago we got a thing of milk in our drop box........ because blockbuster sells milk and needs you to give it back ..........